MasterSignwriter

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• If i had the time
  
• Master Signwriters Writing...
  
• My 38 day online love affair.
  
• Dogs in Hats.
  
• Love is....A Poem
  
• Ode to a Cuttle Fish
  
• Swan Song - A short Story
  
• The Comeback - A short Story
  
• Carol - A Christmas Love Story
  
• Best Christmas Song?
  
• Christmas and the Lord of...
  
• What Women Want
  
• How to annoy people Part...
  
• Looking at life - A short...
  
• Death and Justice in my...
  
• Bristol Museum, Fake...
  
• How to Annoy people Part 1:...
  
• Twats
  
• MAN CLUB - and why ive been...
  
• Other stuff - better than God...
  
• Punchline - A Short Story
  
• The Fear of Spiders Conspiracy
  
• Diets and Making women feel...
  
• Vision of Virgin Mary...
  
• Rise of the Apes
  
• Polar bear attack causes...
  
• Copy and Paste Generation
  
• FISHTOWN - A Review.
  
• SIGNWRITER ON SUNDAY - NEW...
  
• Herald Express in Phone...
  
• Compassion for Katie Price,...
  
• Reward...
  
• Cat Owners beware.
  
• Kill yourself for your Kids...
  
• Man named as cause of...
  
• Revolting Cocks
  
• Shooting Children
  
• Evil is Dead - A Poem
  
• Kate Middleton Sex Tape
  
• Kids......
  
• The most kissed face in the...
  
• The last smile - (end of the...
  
• Personal - A Poem
  
• The Square of...
  
• Shaving Mirror Self Portrait...
  
• Washed Away - A Poem
  
• Door to Door Scam - A must...
  
• Dead by 30
  
• Cast Iron Culture
  

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If i had the time 81 Views, 4 Nods, 8 Comments. On Wed, 22nd Feb 12, MasterSignwriter wrote If i had the time Id steal the stars And keep them in my pocket Id lie beside you Hand in hand Keep the monsters from your door And from those...

Master Signwriters Writing Competition - Everyone welcome! 278 Views, 7 Comments. On Thu, 16th Feb 12, MasterSignwriter wrote So, heres my attempt to squeeze some creative juices out of you lot. The theme is Time. Something that effects us all daily and ultimately our...

My 38 day online love affair. 199 Views, 4 Nods, 8 Comments. On Fri, 10th Feb 12, MasterSignwriter wrote My inbox wakes up every morning with a cyber hard on, promising me everything from African money syndicate winnings and 4 extra inches in my...

Dogs in Hats. 133 Views, 2 Nods, 11 Comments. On Tue, 07th Feb 12, MasterSignwriter wrote I discovered a new word the other day. Dramality. Apparent ly it means a TV show that combines Drama and Reality. It's a label that TV programmes...

Love is....A Poem 94 Views, 2 Nods, 5 Comments. On Wed, 01st Feb 12, MasterSignwriter wrote Love is scratch marks The trace of a feather Love is silk sheets Cock rings and leather Love is Tuesday mornings Saturday bright lights Love is...