Fri, 29th May 2009 | Amourgeddon | Created on: visionarydictionary.com | 6,138 Views, 4 Nods.

Helium Bubblewrap (2015)

Due to the ridiculous charges made by the Royal Mail and the franchised private mail companies stupidly high prices, Helium Bubblewrap has been invented.
Mail is now priced according to weight, as this has the biggest bearing on fuel costs for transportation.
Helium Bubblewrap is amazing. The more you use, the less you pay for postage costs!
The technology has also been developed for impotent men.
A new type of condom - the Dixafloppin - has been invented with a larger teat on the end. This is now full of Hellium.
The benefits are fantastic. Up she goes - and unlike Viagra - after removal, down she comes. Care must be taken with used pieces as these could escape and soar into the air ( a deffinate hazzard to planes where they may fu?k the engines up)
What other uses can you see for Helium Bubblewrap?


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Sat, 30th May 2009
I for one am one of those annoying people who likes to sit and pop bubble wrap for hours. I'd end up sounding like Joe Pasquale.
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Sat, 30th May 2009
Could we not somehow attach the helium post to a helium filled pigeon. He would not get tired cause the helium would keep him up and he could just fly over the garden and drop it at the correct house?
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Fri, 29th May 2009
Great idea Tank. And Bill....what a great use - trust you to think about boobs.
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