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Mon, 05th Apr 2010 | batteredhaddock | 1,180 Views, 1 Nod.

LET ME SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT.......

LET ME SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT....... IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOUR - IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY - IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT - IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED - IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN - IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED - IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT. NOW, IF YOU CROSS THE BRITISH BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET: 1 - A JOB, 2 - A DRIVERS LICENSE,
3 - SOCIAL SECURITY CARD, 4 - WELFARE, 5 - FOOD STAMPS, 6 - CREDIT CARDS. 7 - SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE, 8 - FREE EDUCATION, 9 - FREE HEALTH CARE, 10 - A LOBBYIST IN LONDON. 11 - BILLIONS OF POUNDS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE. 12 - AND THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT. I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION!!

                


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Tue, 06th Apr 2010
i wonder if this will cause a spate of nationals rowing out of Dover in a rubber dinghy then rowing back hitting the shore running, speaking in a foreign accent?
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Mon, 05th Apr 2010
Just realised I have been over here for three years not two! How time flies.
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Mon, 05th Apr 2010
I remember when I was in LA 30 years ago there was always a problem with immigration the Mexicans came to California through the mountains and when I was living there they were known as "wetbacks."
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Mon, 05th Apr 2010
This is brilliant! The same thing applies over here in the US, I have been attending to immigration paperwork on and off since I got here two years ago. We wanted to do it all correctly but I know that people come in from Mexico to Phoenix every hour of everyday and get work and benefits!
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Mon, 05th Apr 2010
Sounds right to me.
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Mon, 05th Apr 2010
So crazy, you have said it all!
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Mon, 05th Apr 2010
I know,you couldn't make it up.The lunatics have taken over the asylum.
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