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Thu, 10th Feb 2011 | MasterSignwriter | 11,568 Views, 4 Nods.

Soapy Tit Wank Wednesday

Ladies...

Its less than a week away now to Valentines day and i imagine a few of you are getting a bit excited.

Dreamily wondering of what surprise your loved one has in store for you.
Maybe a specially choosen card, with meaningful verse lovingly scribed within.

Or that eternal gift of chocolates in the shape of a tin of quality street.
Perhaps he has gone to the effort of booking a quiet little table for two on this February the 14th amongst all the other lovers.

Ever wondered how to repay such acts of unconditional love?

We at Mastersignwriters world of fun have just the ticket.

A ticket for two down the slippery slopes of love mountain.

Soapy Tit Wank Wednesday is a long forgotten tradition that our early ancestors used to celebrate.
Its origins are shrouded in mystery but most point towards the womenfolk giving thanks to their menfolk for all their hard work during the winter months.

Women the world over would choose the 2nd Wednesday of the 2nd month to greet their partners on coming home and give praise to them with a good long soapy tit wank.

For the women knew that without the men they would surely starve and perish.
This was the perfect way to say thankyou.

Of course over the years, the great soap famines of the 1800's and the rise of womens liberation this beautiful day has been lost to the sands of time.

Untill now.

Simply print off the attached picture and personalise it in what ever way you see fit.

We understand the concerns of loss of tradition and good old british ways, so help in bringing the ones that count back.

Your man may not hunt and gather any more, but he's probably endured queuing on a rainy saturday morning in Bastins for a card with bears on it. That shows character.

Now you can show him just how much you appreciate it..

Happy STW Wednesday everybody.

                


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Sun, 18th Dec 2011
It'll soon be here again...Hoorah
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Wed, 16th Feb 2011
I thought we were going to use a real rabbit for that one? @signwriter
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Wed, 16th Feb 2011
thats the spirit BlueHound, im very pleased with the positive promotion you are giving this product. you can take part in our next ad campaign if you so wish.
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Wed, 16th Feb 2011
Any day can be a STW day ;)
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SjP
Wed, 16th Feb 2011
Ah shucks i missed it..oh well maybe next yr ;)
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Fri, 11th Feb 2011
Doves a good choice....
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Fri, 11th Feb 2011
This Wednesday? What to wear?
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Fri, 11th Feb 2011
its a dirty job, but someones gotta do it.
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Fri, 11th Feb 2011
Oh MS, my husband is putting you forward for a knighthood to acknowledge your work in keeping British traditions alive.
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Fri, 11th Feb 2011
and altogether now, 'id like to teach the world,.. to sing in perfect harmony'
what a beautiful picture we paint.
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Fri, 11th Feb 2011
Ease up Talisman. How many days of the week are we supposed to celebrate? There are those here who can only just about manage Rug-Munch March!
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Thu, 10th Feb 2011
meant to say backdoor birthday,,, but the moment's gone now
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Thu, 10th Feb 2011
Of course, we must also pay acknowledgement to:
Facial friday and backdoor tuesday.
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Thu, 10th Feb 2011
Red, oh Red, oh Red, never a dull moment. x
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Thu, 10th Feb 2011
Just in case you are wondering, read the link here.
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Thu, 10th Feb 2011
** This comment may contain language some would find inappropriate **
Thu, 10th Feb 2011
im telling you this could catch on.
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Thu, 10th Feb 2011
Everyone knows how I feel about our lost British tradition and this clearly beats whacking my stick with a load of Morris Men any day. And a Happy STW Wednesday to you too MS.
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