Love's A Beach (one for the valentine's competition)
Thadius had to act quickly.
He wasn't aware, until it was too late, of the two ladies approaching.
This wouldn't normally have mattered, but the fact was, here he was,
naked as the day he was born, with his genitals flapping in the wind,
like an old windsock - deflated balloon combination.
This was supposed to be a private beach, or so he thought.
Thinking on his feet, which were moving rapidly under him through
shear panic, he dropped to the warm sand, trying to blend in with his
surroundings.
The ladies, noting his predicament and obvious embarrassment, took
themselves to the other side of the beach.
Unfortunately, this was only a small cove, so the other side was only
thirty feet or so away.
They too disrobed, to reveal, unlike him, they were completely hairless.
Apart from one tiny area (displaying what is most commonly known as
a landing strip).
They both lay down ready to soak up the sun's rays.
It was as he lay there, Thadius felt a strange movement coming from
under him. Particularly under one spot.
There was something within the sand beneath his groin. That something
was being very attentive to his, now growing, private parts.
Across the beach, the other occupants were now eyeing him suspiciously.
This was now getting more and more awkward, thought Thadius. As, one
of the ladies seemed to have developed a nervous twitch in her ladies area,
which made the single strip of hair there rise and fall, like a curious hunter's
eyebrow.
As the pleasurable sensation grew in intensity, so did his fear at not knowing
what was causing it.
The thought caused him to jump to his feet in alarm, his now exposed penis
standing to attention, like a sand covered mutton musket.
Thinking that they were the cause of the commotion, the ladies gathered their
things and left in disgust.
Not before noticing the oddment that was attached to the man's privates.
A clam.
Thadius couldn't believe his eyes, either.
As he gazed down, he did so with tears of joy, rather than pain.
He experienced an overwhelming emotion.
Love, at first sight.
-
He and the clam spent many turbulent but loving months together, in a wild
romance of love making and emotional bliss.
Life for Thadius could not have been more complete.
-
Then one day, he came home early from work, to find a letter on the dining
table.
In it, it told of how she had fallen in love with his best friend, and how they
planned to elope together, to live on a desert island.
'That cuttlefish bastard' he shouted skywards. 'And to think it was my idea
to let him into our home.'
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Many years have passed now.
Thadius's story is well known around the town, and people still talk of a
lone figure, naked, dragging himself along the beach.
Pining for a lost love.
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