Are your dreams and goals being sacrificed by the ever increasing burden of day to day living?
Is there stuff you have always wanted to do but have no way of financing it?
Do you want everybody you know to think your bloody brilliant?
Ever wanted to climb Mount Kilimanjaro?
Sail across the Atlantic?
Bungee jump in New Zealand?
Take a parachute jump for the first time?
Trek across the Sahara Desert?
Camp in Antarctica?
Visit the Amazonian Rain Forests?
Look no further because at SelflessSafaris.com we have plenty of life affirming and thrilling experiences for you to partake in,absolutely free!
Where's the catch you ask?
None what so ever, you can do these once in a lifetime activities free of expense, permission from employers and whats more you will come back a bonafide hero!
How tell me now! I hear you cry
Terminally Ill Children,,..that's how.
We have an extensive data base of every Hospice and Organisation that devotes itself tirelessly every single day to caring for Children with life threatening illnesses.
Simply enter your details, what you want to do and we will send you a hand picked Charity Experience.
Complete with sponsorship forms and hints for email marketing.
Don't worry about the high cost involved as no one is going to say no to helping towards sending tiny cancer victims go to Disney Land.
We do charge a 5 percent set up fee, but this is a small price to pay for what you can achieve, plus you are getting a holiday out of it.
Alternatively, you could actually do something off your own fucking back and give the proceeds direct to the charities. If the worry of being labelled self involved and capitalising on others misfortune you could always just collect the money anonymously in your spare time without the cost of a flight to India.
The choice is yours.
So If your own self worth and fragile ego is heavier than the burden of the tragedy of young lives lost to disease
Visit SelflessSafaris.com now while stocks last.
Doing stuff for dying kids has never been such fun.