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	<title><![CDATA[Dogs in Hats.]]></title>
	<pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 11:28:21 +0000</pubDate>
	<link>http://www.noddleit.com/nod.php?i=i8908</link>
	<description><![CDATA[I discovered a new word the other day.
Dramality.

Apparently it means a TV show that combines Drama and Reality.
It’s a label that TV programmes like Jersey Shore and The Only Way is Essex can now be safely placed under, safe in the knowledge that it...]]></description>
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	<title><![CDATA[my teenage mind]]></title>
	<pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 10:39:56 +0000</pubDate>
	<link>http://www.noddleit.com/nod.php?i=i8907</link>
	<description><![CDATA[The only thing more scary than death is... life. God is our creaer right or was it something else maybe angels were the ones who made us. They say your personality is your souls desire. WHAT IS IT WE TURLY DESIRE.Thats right we dont even know ourselfs...]]></description>
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	<title><![CDATA[The Existence Of A Sex Addict?]]></title>
	<pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 10:24:25 +0000</pubDate>
	<link>http://www.noddleit.com/nod.php?i=i8906</link>
	<description><![CDATA[Many scholars now question whether someone can actually be a sex addict, after many years of re-evaluation. Easily gone astray, they have dismissed the possibility based on what they feel that might lead to, what it might say or not say about mankind,...]]></description>
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	<title><![CDATA[Short story]]></title>
	<pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 6:53:10 +0000</pubDate>
	<link>http://www.noddleit.com/nod.php?i=i8905</link>
	<description><![CDATA[Following a request from my agent I wrote a short story for a womens magazine and I was surprised how easy it was, infact I was dreading it because my first thought was that I didn't want to write some crappy story for some brain dead magazine that only...]]></description>
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	<title><![CDATA[Good come back line...maybe the best ever?]]></title>
	<pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 1:35:01 +0000</pubDate>
	<link>http://www.noddleit.com/nod.php?i=i8904</link>
	<description><![CDATA[



 

 

Police work must be entertaining as well as dangerous.
   
In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, 22 year old white male, in a pumpkin patch at 12.01 A.M. on Friday.
 
On Monday, at the Gwinnett County (GA) courthouse, Lawrence was...]]></description>
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	<title><![CDATA[WHAT YOU KNOW?]]></title>
	<pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 12:48:00 +0000</pubDate>
	<link>http://www.noddleit.com/nod.php?i=i8903</link>
	<description><![CDATA[Have you ever been in Africa expecially in Kenya? what did you like the most?]]></description>
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	<title><![CDATA[COUGHT BETWEEN A ROCK AND A HARD TIME]]></title>
	<pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 12:39:01 +0000</pubDate>
	<link>http://www.noddleit.com/nod.php?i=i8902</link>
	<description><![CDATA[Its all your faults that you made me buy a laptop worthy all my savings..........am on a hot soap,i have just realised that my father is one of my friends on facebook,my boss has beenfollowing me on twitter....]]></description>
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	<title><![CDATA["Moral pollution needs a solution": The Permissive Society comes to Torquay]]></title>
	<pubDate>Sun, 05 Feb 2012 7:11:58 +0000</pubDate>
	<link>http://www.noddleit.com/nod.php?i=i8901</link>
	<description><![CDATA[The Nationwide Festival of Light was a grassroots movement formed by Christians concerned about the development of the permissive society at the end of the 1960s.

As an evangelical campaigning organisation, it was opposed to homosexuality, abortion and...]]></description>
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	<title><![CDATA[Should I Really Join Facebook ?????]]></title>
	<pubDate>Sun, 05 Feb 2012 5:15:49 +0000</pubDate>
	<link>http://www.noddleit.com/nod.php?i=i8900</link>
	<description><![CDATA[ 
When I bought my Blackberry, I thought about the 30-year business I
ran with 1800 employees, all without a cell phone that plays music,
takes videos, pictures and communicates with Facebook and Twitter. I
signed up under duress for Twitter and...]]></description>
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	<title><![CDATA[Teenage Trouser Tourette's]]></title>
	<pubDate>Sun, 05 Feb 2012 12:44:27 +0000</pubDate>
	<link>http://www.noddleit.com/nod.php?i=i8899</link>
	<description><![CDATA[

Teenage Trouser Tourette's


This morning there was a stirring

In my trousers it was ocurring

I think you know to what I am referring

Teenage Trouser Tourette's


In the classroom, whilst I was working

As I sat there, it came lurking

Like a cotton...]]></description>
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	<title><![CDATA[THOUGHT FOR THE DAY]]></title>
	<pubDate>Sat, 04 Feb 2012 10:08:17 +0000</pubDate>
	<link>http://www.noddleit.com/nod.php?i=i8898</link>
	<description><![CDATA[People in glass houses shouldn't play twister in the nude !!!!!]]></description>
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	<title><![CDATA[Sad news Re "the Hunters"]]></title>
	<pubDate>Sat, 04 Feb 2012 6:45:03 +0000</pubDate>
	<link>http://www.noddleit.com/nod.php?i=i8897</link>
	<description><![CDATA[Sad news about the passing of Micky Pring a founder member of "The Hunters" in the 60s.A very good friend,I have many happy and funny memories of our friendship over the years.Some Noddlers may remember him.]]></description>
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	<title><![CDATA[Talismans Competition for Valentines Day!]]></title>
	<pubDate>Sat, 04 Feb 2012 1:10:36 +0000</pubDate>
	<link>http://www.noddleit.com/nod.php?i=i8896</link>
	<description><![CDATA[I put this on the Original Post. I hope I've got all the necessary words included!!

A Valentine Limerick (ish).


I have a Hunters Eyebrow and a Windsock for my Dick, which is like an early Musket with the smell of Cuttlefish! 
I will give it to my...]]></description>
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	<title><![CDATA[STEVE LAISTER - Live @ Club Rainbow tonight (Saturday)]]></title>
	<pubDate>Sat, 04 Feb 2012 10:08:17 +0000</pubDate>
	<link>http://www.noddleit.com/nod.php?i=i8895</link>
	<description><![CDATA[come along to club rainbow, torquay tonight for a fine night of comedy with the one and only Steve Laister

only £5 entry

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	<title><![CDATA[The Minefield]]></title>
	<pubDate>Sat, 04 Feb 2012 9:22:09 +0000</pubDate>
	<link>http://www.noddleit.com/nod.php?i=i8894</link>
	<description><![CDATA[There was a brave squad of soldiers on a NATO mission
Patrolling on scorched ground in the Afgan hills
All is quiet but none can rest because danger always lurks
So many have proceeded but have never returned
Then a bang and a scream and then another...]]></description>
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	<title><![CDATA[Tomorrow night: Steve Laister]]></title>
	<pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2012 12:40:18 +0000</pubDate>
	<link>http://www.noddleit.com/nod.php?i=i8893</link>
	<description><![CDATA[Why not come to a fantastic night of comedy with Steve Lasiter @ Club Rainbow, Torquay tomorrow night (Sat 4th Feb).

Tickets only £5 each from hotel reception

Doors open from 8.00pm

Show starts approx. 9.30pm]]></description>
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	<title><![CDATA[Tonight: Comedy/Caberet Night]]></title>
	<pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2012 10:06:58 +0000</pubDate>
	<link>http://www.noddleit.com/nod.php?i=i8892</link>
	<description><![CDATA[Tonight @ Cliub Rainbow, Torquay

Double Cabaret night:-

8.45pm - NIGEL LEE, One of Torquay's top vocal entertainers

10.00pm - PETER BAFFLES, Incredible Magician and Comedian

Only £5 entry per person payable at the reception of Rainbow international...]]></description>
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	<title><![CDATA[An Alternative look to the weeks news Harry Redknapp Special!]]></title>
	<pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 11:17:34 +0000</pubDate>
	<link>http://www.noddleit.com/nod.php?i=i8891</link>
	<description><![CDATA[HARRY REDKNAPP A BIT BUNGED UP!

Harry Redknapp this week has been in court about his tax evasion throughout his time in charge of Portsmouth F.C. This £189,000 was thought to be put into Harry's off shore account by friend and boss Milan Mandric...]]></description>
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	<title><![CDATA[Drunken Heart]]></title>
	<pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 12:56:23 +0000</pubDate>
	<link>http://www.noddleit.com/nod.php?i=i8890</link>
	<description><![CDATA[I found a heart in the gutter
it smelt of cheap vodka
and garlicky butter

It knew not its name
or where it was from
as it lay there surrounded by its own vom
 
It beat about
and pumped its legs
desperately soaking up the dregs

it couldnt stand
or bear...]]></description>
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	<title><![CDATA[The Bullshit Buddha (Agony Uncle To The Stars) letter no.6]]></title>
	<pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 1:55:25 +0000</pubDate>
	<link>http://www.noddleit.com/nod.php?i=i8889</link>
	<description><![CDATA[

'ello readers.
Buddha again, takin' a break from sortin' out the stars, to 'elp out the normal
people.
Take this poor lad for example.


Dear Buddha
It's my second anniversary of the day I met my girlfriend coming up this valentines
day, and I really...]]></description>
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	<title><![CDATA[History is littered with the faint hearted.............]]></title>
	<pubDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2012 7:46:14 +0000</pubDate>
	<link>http://www.noddleit.com/nod.php?i=i8888</link>
	<description><![CDATA[They say the measure of a man should not be judged in comfort and convenience
But it is truly judged in heartache and turmoil
In war and peace a man needs to be still in spirit
To think clearly and do the right thing whatever it be 

It's not easy to...]]></description>
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	<title><![CDATA[Pussy.]]></title>
	<pubDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2012 5:32:49 +0000</pubDate>
	<link>http://www.noddleit.com/nod.php?i=i8887</link>
	<description><![CDATA[Will someone get it off my damm face!]]></description>
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	<title><![CDATA[BigCol's Love Poem]]></title>
	<pubDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2012 5:24:27 +0000</pubDate>
	<link>http://www.noddleit.com/nod.php?i=i8886</link>
	<description><![CDATA[If I am mine
And thou art thine
And ne'er the two should intertwine
And mine should long for thine
Then don't you see
If I am thine
And thou art mine
Then finally it works out fine
When I belong to you
And you to me.]]></description>
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	<title><![CDATA[Worst algebra project EVER]]></title>
	<pubDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2012 3:05:17 +0000</pubDate>
	<link>http://www.noddleit.com/nod.php?i=i8885</link>
	<description><![CDATA[Since we had to change groups in our algebra class for the "survivor" thing, we have to make posters. Now at the beginning of the year we could just draw whatever we wanted and actually have fun with it, but no. It's RUINED. Now we have to graph every...]]></description>
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	<title><![CDATA[George Bernard Shaw in Torquay]]></title>
	<pubDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2012 2:37:07 +0000</pubDate>
	<link>http://www.noddleit.com/nod.php?i=i8884</link>
	<description><![CDATA[George Bernard Shaw (1856 ' 1950) was an Irish playwright and a co-founder of the London School of Economics.
 
In 1884 Shaw joined the Fabian Society and served on its executive committee from 1885 to 1911. He became an accomplished orator in the...]]></description>
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	<title><![CDATA[love]]></title>
	<pubDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2012 1:03:27 +0000</pubDate>
	<link>http://www.noddleit.com/nod.php?i=i8883</link>
	<description><![CDATA[complete the sentence.I love you like...............]]></description>
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	<title><![CDATA[Love is....A Poem]]></title>
	<pubDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2012 9:16:34 +0000</pubDate>
	<link>http://www.noddleit.com/nod.php?i=i8882</link>
	<description><![CDATA[Love is scratch marks
The trace of a feather
Love is silk sheets
Cock rings and leather

Love is Tuesday mornings
Saturday bright lights
Love is Gossamer
And ribbed for pleasure 

Love is worthless
And a Pirates treasure
Love is nuclear warfare
a call to...]]></description>
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	<title><![CDATA[Valentine, be mine.]]></title>
	<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2012 7:24:38 +0000</pubDate>
	<link>http://www.noddleit.com/nod.php?i=i8881</link>
	<description><![CDATA[He first had the idea when he was brushing his teeth on Monday morning; it had just popped into his head all minty and fresh.
"Why not hire someone?"
There was no shame in it, especially now it was legal and above board.

By Wednesday’s ablutions he...]]></description>
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	<title><![CDATA[Finish This Sentence]]></title>
	<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2012 12:49:42 +0000</pubDate>
	<link>http://www.noddleit.com/nod.php?i=i8880</link>
	<description><![CDATA[

The best things about being in love are...]]></description>
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	<title><![CDATA[TALE OF THE DRAGON HUNT]]></title>
	<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jan 2012 9:08:17 +0000</pubDate>
	<link>http://www.noddleit.com/nod.php?i=i8879</link>
	<description><![CDATA[They set forth on a cold winters morn
It was on the wings of a storm
That the band of warriors did march
To do battle with their pray
A mythical beast many times their size
And if anyone killed it a maiden would be their prize 
Brave men all willing to...]]></description>
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	<title><![CDATA[Time keeping]]></title>
	<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jan 2012 3:15:38 +0000</pubDate>
	<link>http://www.noddleit.com/nod.php?i=i8878</link>
	<description><![CDATA[Am I alone in wanting to keep to time whether it be in my work, maybe visiting someone at an agreed time or even to an appointment.  Lateness really really bugs me.  Just had someone turn up with 80% of their appointment gone and still demands to be seen...]]></description>
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	<title><![CDATA[The Hotel]]></title>
	<pubDate>Sun, 29 Jan 2012 11:19:01 +0000</pubDate>
	<link>http://www.noddleit.com/nod.php?i=i8877</link>
	<description><![CDATA[Oh for goodness sake! this is the link to tonights complete programme from the UK to the UK... GV Where did you get that link from??  :-)

http://www.channel4.com/programmes/the-hotel/4od]]></description>
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	<title><![CDATA[The Hotel]]></title>
	<pubDate>Sun, 29 Jan 2012 9:29:26 +0000</pubDate>
	<link>http://www.noddleit.com/nod.php?i=i8876</link>
	<description><![CDATA[as seen (or not) when clicked]]></description>
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	<title><![CDATA[EH!]]></title>
	<pubDate>Sun, 29 Jan 2012 9:21:09 +0000</pubDate>
	<link>http://www.noddleit.com/nod.php?i=i8875</link>
	<description><![CDATA[You What?

http://noddleit.com/nod/i8874]]></description>
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	<title><![CDATA[The Hotel - Mobile Websites]]></title>
	<pubDate>Sun, 29 Jan 2012 8:49:49 +0000</pubDate>
	<link>http://www.noddleit.com/nod.php?i=i8874</link>
	<description><![CDATA[Before I get too many more texts which include lol, pmsl, rofl, etc etc.  Can I at least defend myself a little?  Firstly, I did not know the cameras were filming, so, whilst John Cleese JNR was playing his part in the script and playing for the cameras,...]]></description>
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	<title><![CDATA[Own up!]]></title>
	<pubDate>Sun, 29 Jan 2012 8:32:55 +0000</pubDate>
	<link>http://www.noddleit.com/nod.php?i=i8873</link>
	<description><![CDATA[How many of you have done this?]]></description>
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	<title><![CDATA[Sunny days]]></title>
	<pubDate>Sun, 29 Jan 2012 12:29:57 +0000</pubDate>
	<link>http://www.noddleit.com/nod.php?i=i8872</link>
	<description><![CDATA[I remember the days when we were young
The days that were all about fun
They were days of simple times
When all we needed was for the sun to shine

Sunny days when all was well
Sunny days I remember so well

Running all around and laughing out loud
We...]]></description>
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	<title><![CDATA[SINGLE AND READY TO MINGLE]]></title>
	<pubDate>Sun, 29 Jan 2012 11:48:45 +0000</pubDate>
	<link>http://www.noddleit.com/nod.php?i=i8871</link>
	<description><![CDATA[Am big papa,grown up dude ready to take my responsibility to take care of my own world.....i have not found my half.......u single just hit me up]]></description>
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	<title><![CDATA[HOUSE OF TRUE LOVE]]></title>
	<pubDate>Sun, 29 Jan 2012 11:44:49 +0000</pubDate>
	<link>http://www.noddleit.com/nod.php?i=i8870</link>
	<description><![CDATA[True love is built whenever is realised just like any other thing it needs time to strongly keep the partners intouched.True love contains three pillars that holds the relationship and these are comittement,intimacy and passion.......find out if you got...]]></description>
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	<title><![CDATA[Just put this on the Juke box]]></title>
	<pubDate>Sat, 28 Jan 2012 7:40:12 +0000</pubDate>
	<link>http://www.noddleit.com/nod.php?i=i8869</link>
	<description><![CDATA[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQd6GE4711g&amp;feature=related]]></description>
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	<title><![CDATA[When I was a Choir Boy........]]></title>
	<pubDate>Sat, 28 Jan 2012 6:12:23 +0000</pubDate>
	<link>http://www.noddleit.com/nod.php?i=i8868</link>
	<description><![CDATA[we did this as well.]]></description>
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	<title><![CDATA[1000, 10001, 10002, 10003.]]></title>
	<pubDate>Sat, 28 Jan 2012 5:58:25 +0000</pubDate>
	<link>http://www.noddleit.com/nod.php?i=i8867</link>
	<description><![CDATA[I`m Bored so am counting the black dots!]]></description>
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	<title><![CDATA[Drinking and Driving.......]]></title>
	<pubDate>Sat, 28 Jan 2012 5:10:14 +0000</pubDate>
	<link>http://www.noddleit.com/nod.php?i=i8866</link>
	<description><![CDATA[ 

I would like to share an experience with you all, about drinking and driving.


As you well know, some of us have been known to have had brushes with the authorities on our way home from the odd social session over the years. 


A couple of nights...]]></description>
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	<title><![CDATA[Does anybody know if .....................?]]></title>
	<pubDate>Sat, 28 Jan 2012 3:51:55 +0000</pubDate>
	<link>http://www.noddleit.com/nod.php?i=i8865</link>
	<description><![CDATA[Hi guys, I have just seen a car transporter carrying what seem to be five brand new Volkswagon Transporter camper vans in the style from the early 1970s . Does anybody know if they still make these in maybe Brazil or somewhere or where they kit...]]></description>
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	<title><![CDATA[RAF Composer Gilbert Vinter in Torquay]]></title>
	<pubDate>Sat, 28 Jan 2012 11:54:27 +0000</pubDate>
	<link>http://www.noddleit.com/nod.php?i=i8864</link>
	<description><![CDATA[During the Second World War new aircrew trained at an Aircrew Reception Centre and then the Initial Training Wing before actual flying experience in the UK, North America or Africa. In their spare time, there would be the cinema, concerts and dances to...]]></description>
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	<title><![CDATA[Civil War]]></title>
	<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jan 2012 8:25:20 +0000</pubDate>
	<link>http://www.noddleit.com/nod.php?i=i8863</link>
	<description><![CDATA[

Civil War


There's just me

Eyes like whirlpools

Black holes for secrets

A myriad of spirits

Truths and lies

All combining into one vessel

Stretched taught, yet flexible

Conflicting thoughts

Always fighting

Civil war

Always, civil war...



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	<title><![CDATA[Angel without wings]]></title>
	<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jan 2012 8:03:17 +0000</pubDate>
	<link>http://www.noddleit.com/nod.php?i=i8862</link>
	<description><![CDATA[I saw you there long ago in the blowing snow
All covered in white on that long ago night
The storm was sudden and the wind blew hard
You came to shelter in my back yard

Where did you come from this angel without wings

Where you came from I did not...]]></description>
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	<title><![CDATA[I hope he nice man at the BBC is good to me]]></title>
	<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jan 2012 7:48:58 +0000</pubDate>
	<link>http://www.noddleit.com/nod.php?i=i8861</link>
	<description><![CDATA[I had a conversation with my agent today and she has told me that she has submitted one of my scripts entitled " The street cafe " to the BBC . It's set in the second world war in France and is about the French resistance  fighters , ah I hear you say...]]></description>
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	<title><![CDATA[TWO YEARS OLD RAPPED BY HER OWN FATHER]]></title>
	<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jan 2012 10:09:35 +0000</pubDate>
	<link>http://www.noddleit.com/nod.php?i=i8860</link>
	<description><![CDATA[Cant imagine this! the world is getting darker as the clock ticks,what actually lacks in a man's brains and wonderful thoughts given by God that he go around and raps his own blood and fresh daughter?]]></description>
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	<title><![CDATA[THINK LARGE]]></title>
	<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jan 2012 10:04:12 +0000</pubDate>
	<link>http://www.noddleit.com/nod.php?i=i8859</link>
	<description><![CDATA[Every body is now thinking big,doing things in a great manner that appears greatter than for an ordiary man....i have decided to change the philosophy that no longer thinking big i will think LARGE]]></description>
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