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Offline: 1 days, 4 hours.
Brixham, Devon. United Kingdom.
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Latest Items: | This Must Stop....
44 Views, 1 Nod, 5 Comments..
On Thu, 29th Jul 10, colgiff said;
-THIS IS HAPPENING RIGHT HERE IN OUR OWN COUNTRY!
We Must Stop This Immediately!
Have you noticed that stairs are getting steeper? Groceries are heavier and everything is farther away! Yesterday I walked to the corner and I was dumbfounded to...
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| The Story of Two Books
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On Wed, 28th Jul 10, colgiff said;
Students at a local school were assigned to read two books, 'Titanic' & 'My Life' by Bill Clinton.
One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!
His cool...
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| Getting Married....
41 Views, 1 Nod, 1 Comment..
On Thu, 15th Jul 10, colgiff said;
Getting Married
Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Devon, are all excited about their decision to get married.
They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a chemist. Jacob suggests they go in.
Jacob...
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| Kiwis.....
43 Views, 2 Nods, 1 Comment..
On Tue, 13th Jul 10, colgiff said;
Wiremu, a New Zealander, was in Australia to watch the upcoming Rugby World Cup and was not feeling well,
so he decided to see a doctor.
"Hey doc, I dun't feel so good, ey," said Wiremu.
The doctor gave him a thorough examination and...
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| A few facts to make yo smile
57 Views, 2 Nods, 2 Comments..
On Sun, 11th Jul 10, colgiff said;
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9...
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| This Must Stop....
44 Views, 1 Nod, 5 Comments..
On Thu, 29th Jul 10, colgiff said;
-THIS IS HAPPENING RIGHT HERE IN OUR OWN COUNTRY!
We Must Stop This Immediately!
Have you noticed that stairs are getting steeper? Groceries are heavier and everything is farther away! Yesterday I walked to the corner and I was dumbfounded to discover how long our street had become!
And, you know, people are less considerate now, especially the young ones. They speak in whispers all the time! If you ask them to speak up they just keep...
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| 2015: Cars and Mobiles.
111 Views, 1 Nod, 3 Comments..
On Mon, 22nd Jun 09, colgiff predicted;
I predict that all new cars built after 2015 will have an I-pod type slot somewhere on the dash that you can plug your mobile phone into. It will be...
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