| "Internet Perverts" - 2012 |
Mon, 18th May 09 10:57pm |
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By:
MasterSignwriter |
206 Views, 13 Votes, 1 Nod, 4 Comments..
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Post Number: 1696 |
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I predict that by this date if the ridiculously over exagerated statistics of online paedophiles (currently 20,000 at any given time according to The Daily Mail, source of all things true) continues to climb the following will happen.
1. Parents will be so terrified of the apparent threat that lurks in every Chat room that children under the age of 16 will no longer be present on the internet.
2.This will leave only paedophiles as active users in under 16 online chat rooms, which means that when Phoebe a 13 year old interested in horses arranges to meet Susan a 12 year old with similar interests, the meeting that will actually take place will be between 2 fat bearded 55 year old nonces called bernard and colin.
3. The online threat will be now be non existent.
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4. We will no longer believe half truths, think bank statistics and general fear mongering from the press.
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 | | BigCol - 2009-05-19 23:34:41 | | | I wasn't sure who you were having a pop at here MS, whether it was the scum or the pervy scum. Seeing as it's the scum like I said earlier they're not exactly my favourite animals. They are responsible for more panic and manipulation than we can begin to imagine and never for the greater good. It's alway just to sell newspapers and gain airtime. BUT as I also said earlier we wouldn't be aware of the extent of MP expense fiddling as we do now if the press hadn't been baying for blood. I still stand by the belief that they didn't expose all that for our good, just to sell newspapers. So I hope they're not feeling too noble. | | Nod+ (0) | Report | Follow |
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 | | mephisto - 2009-05-19 21:04:37 | | | Web use is monitored far more closely than we will ever realise! The threat in day to day life is far greater than the internet, in my humble opinion! The net is the chosen form of communication and brokering of these vile and evil predators! | | Nod+ (0) | Report | Follow |
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 | | MasterSignwriter - 2009-05-19 17:47:00 | | | Despite this satirical stab at the media and mass hysteria,im fully aware of its seriousness, and im with you Col (sorry about the choice of name!!) i have a few views on how to curb paedophile threat, which i think ill post seperately. | | Nod+ (0) | Report | Follow |
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| | BigCol - 2009-05-19 16:23:25 | | | The press and media are not exactly my favourite animals either, although I have to bow down to them for revealing the latest MP expenses thing. Anyway, I'd rather think we could WIN the battle against this paedophilic scum rather than just disappear into the same shadows from whence they came and leave them to talk to themselves. It is a very funny vision though with these two guys (and I'd rather one of them hadn't been named Colin) getting their rocks of completely unaware of each other. I'd still rather it was them disappeared back into the shadows than us. | | Nod+ (0) | Report | Follow |
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