| "Alternative ending part two - homage to MS !" - 2010 |
Thu, 23rd Jul 09 1:57pm |
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By:
Hoodie |
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Post Number: 1978 |
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"Shiesterchef"
Opening credits reveal two pretentious foodie knobs, describing cooking food as if its as important as curing cancer whilst cutting to clips of said presenters shoving improbably huge forkfulls of food into their gobs.
The format, three hopeless individuals talk up their cooking skills in an attempt to progress to the next round - when in reality buttered non burnt toast is a step beyond them.
A winner is selected and hyped as potentially the next Jamie - any Jamie actually.
Alternative ending ? - Press the red button as view unseen footage of the presenters
throwing up after a massive mouthful of undercooked salmon. See contestants working out how long a Rustler Burger takes in a microwave and adding five minutes more to cook their joint of beef in a red wine reduction - Summing up see all the contestants described as morons, their food being inedible $hit.
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 | | MamaP - 2009-07-26 19:49:09 | | | Hope TGV doesn't end up with gall stones as well as kidney stones.!! @ Bassist, it was cake decorating Lol-aa challenged him to. I will be the taster for that! | | Nod+ (0) | Report | Follow |
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 | | Bassist - 2009-07-26 18:07:23 | | | I am so looking forward to this one! Didn't I read there was going to be a cake cook-off with TGV & Lol_aa? | | Nod+ (0) | Report | Follow |
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 | | BigCol - 2009-07-25 22:15:05 | | | You're committed now MS. Doesn't matter about your culinary skills (or lack of). The only thing anyone really wants to see is TGV's face as he samples the results. | | Nod+ (0) | Report | Follow |
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 | | MasterSignwriter - 2009-07-25 21:01:19 | | | Considering that my culinary skills are limited to setting timers, could be interesting. All that im good at cooking up, is trouble. | | Nod+ (0) | Report | Follow |
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| | BigCol - 2009-07-25 00:12:29 | | | La nourriture de la Hoodie MasterSignwriter et doit être mieux | | Nod+ (0) | Report | Follow |
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| | MamaP - 2009-07-24 21:22:16 | | | Can I be 'Health and Safety and Food Hygeine' inspector? | | Nod+ (0) | Report | Follow |
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 | | Hoodie - 2009-07-24 21:01:42 | | | can we mock our fave tv chefs ? bagsy i roast jamie bish bosh pukka tucker for fat fckers | | Nod+ (0) | Report | Follow |
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| | Hoodie - 2009-07-24 20:38:55 | | | same ingredients each, both efforts served up to tgv decide the winner. off too the pub after to argue the toss. job done | | Nod+ (0) | Report | Follow |
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 | | mephisto - 2009-07-24 18:16:55 | | | This would be Prime Time TV for me-You have to arrange this TGV! | | Nod+ (0) | Report | Follow |
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 | | FoxyCollins - 2009-07-23 22:58:36 | | | No pun intended but have you got a chip on your shoulder?You seem to be so angry about lots of stuff. | | Nod+ (0) | Report | Follow |
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