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"Suicide Bombing Decline" - 2010 Thu, 29th Oct 09 2:18pm Follow
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BigCol
159 Views, 2 Nods, 8 Comments.. Post Number: 2310
Now that Susan Boyle (who professes to being a virgin) has appeared on worldwide TV there will be a marked decline in suicide bombings. Apparently up until now many of the terrorists haven't known what a virgin looked like.


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pjhoppy - 2009-11-01 12:05:51
Be a bloody big bath if they were all like Susan Boyle
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BigCol - 2009-10-31 13:10:46
@ Hoodie - Do you think we could divert them away from that plan if we told them they had to take a bath with 72 virgins after each match.
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Hoodie - 2009-10-30 12:48:11
apparently their not training as pilots anymore, the latest plan is to take up football at an early age with the aim of making the premiership, then use the income to fund evil terrorist deeds and inside info on all the countries largest stadiums......or did I dream that ?
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BigCol - 2009-10-30 09:12:47
What a hilarious thought. Next years Britain's Got Talent Final, special guest Susan Boyle, paper bag, muffled voice, "Mmmmwild Phworces"..............
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pjhoppy - 2009-10-29 22:37:26
Good point MS Ive never understood why they did that and you have come up with the most logical explanation. They have obviously never heard of paper bags
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MasterSignwriter - 2009-10-29 18:43:37
Maybe thats why they insist women hide their faces.
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pjhoppy - 2009-10-29 18:05:03
Brilliant
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TheGreatVisionar - 2009-10-29 16:08:39
Post of the week.
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