| "ROBO TEACHER 3000" - 2010 |
Tue, 03rd Nov 09 9:00am |
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MasterSignwriter |
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Post Number: 2317 |
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Robo-Teacher 3000
Today saw a revolutionary move in education after the landslide victory by the Conservatives with the introduction of Robo-Teacher 3000 or Mr Endwhistle as it will be known to his pupils.
The android teacher will be pre programmed to fit each individual schools criteria. Some of its benefits including:
1. Being able to speak 85 different languages
2. It be set to teach according to government guide lines allowing for low pass rates and general idiocy.
3. Have the ability to take on different personas and accents including ‘Wigger’, ‘Celeb Gameshow winner’, and ‘Footballer/Footballers Wife’ in an attempt to keep pupils attention.
4. Its battery life will enable it to work through the ridiculously short 10 week holiday quota that our teachers currently endure.
Officials breathed a sigh of relief that BNP leader Nick Griffin lost out by only a few votes as details of his version of the robot were released that was to be put to use if they won the general election
The Dictatron 4000 was designed with similar technology but was promoted with some rather different settings.
Equipped with state of the art lazer weaponry it was to be set to evaporate anything that posed a threat to the BNP political agenda including the possession of unusual head wear, thick lips and curly hair, speaking in toungues (Urdu, Hindi, Welsh Etc.) and having unbaised view points. Mr Griffins educational agenda is still uncertain.
The Robo-Teacher 3000 was today fitting in well with its non mechanical collegues causing some concern when the makers couldn’t locate its where abouts having a little difficulty indentifying it from the other teachers.
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 | | BigCol - 2009-11-03 17:20:22 | | | I've just read this again and spotted the 'Welsh' reference and peed meself laughing all over again. | | Nod+ (0) | Report | Follow |
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