| Sex Education of Yesteryear |
Fri, 26th Feb 10 1:56pm |
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BigCol |
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Post Number: 4710 |
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This is an actual extract from a sex education school textbook for girls printed in the early late 50’s/'60's in the UK and explains why the world was much happier and peaceful then.
I can’t take the credit entirely for this. It was emailed to me by Messmanager who felt it might remind me of a simpler era when were both at boy’s primary school together.
”When retiring for the bedroom, prepare yourself for bed as promptly as possible. Whilst feminine hygiene is of the utmost importance, your tired husband does not want to queue for the bathroom, as he would have to do for his train. But remember to look your best when going to bed. Try to achieve a look that is welcoming without being obvious. If you need to apply face-cream or hair rollers wait until he is asleep as this can be shocking to a man last thing at night. When it comes to the possibility of intimate relations with your husband it is important to remember your marriage vows and in particular your commitment to obey him.
If he feels that he needs to sleep immediately then so be it. In all things be led by your husband's wishes, do not pressure him in any way to stimulate intimacy.. Should your husband suggest congress then agree humbly at the while being mindful that a man's satisfaction is more important than a woman's. When he reaches his moment of fulfillment a small moan from yourself is encouraging to him and quite sufficient to indicate any enjoyment that you may have had.
Should your husband suggest any of the more unusual practices be obedient and uncomplaining, but register any reluctance by remaining silent. It is likely that your husband will then fall promptly asleep so adjust your clothing, freshen up and apply your night-time face and hair care products.
You may then set the alarm so that you can arise shortly before him in the morning. This will enable you to have his morning cup of tea ready when he awakes."
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 | | Hi_ImJenny - 2010-03-01 19:23:37 | | | Ah, I've just noticed this post...I'm a slow one!
Haha, this is so funny. I'd have loved to have learnt from this, the cartoon people did freak me out a bit. Probably because their skin colour moved about in a jazzy sort of fashion.
It should be archived in the British Library (probably is!) it's something that does raise a smile among many :) | | Nod+ (0) | Report | Follow |
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 | | batteredhaddock - 2010-03-01 15:26:40 | | | I know it's a bit late to comment BC (been in a deep sleep for the past few days!) but this takes me back to my school days (which were very exciting!!) and I love it!! | | Nod+ (0) | Report | Follow |
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 | | rudgey - 2010-02-27 14:35:41 | | | now i cant see why they dont still teach that in schools , ,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ill get me coat | | Nod+ (0) | Report | Follow |
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 | | MamaP - 2010-02-27 10:43:00 | | | @Hoodie. Other homes are like that. When I am a male for a day I would kick their ass and throw them out! | | Nod+ (2) | Report | Follow |
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 | | Hoodie - 2010-02-27 08:50:50 | | | how the tables have turned....now its wait for your missus to stumble in after a girls night out, she wont want to wait for the bathroom as shes had 3 bottles of rose and several shots of sambucca and is therefore liable to beat you before being sick all over the duvet. In the morning you may want to set your alarm to make her a fry up to help her recover, dont expect to see her out of bed until early evening the next day, so prepare your own food and tidy the rest of the house as best you can. | | Nod+ (0) | Report | Follow |
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 | | BigCol - 2010-02-27 00:04:59 | | | Unfortunately by the time I got married in 1970, all of this had gone up Equality Street. | | Nod+ (0) | Report | Follow |
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| | BigCol - 2010-02-26 19:24:02 | | | When they say ‘a small moan’, do they mean something like “Is that it?” or what? @ Messy – I Googled a small passage from the photo of the clipping you sent me and it produced some full text examples which I was able to copy and paste. Blimey! I couldn’t have been arsed to sit and type it. Thanks though. | | Nod+ (1) | Report | Follow |
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 | | TheGreatVisionar - 2010-02-26 18:17:33 | | | I could have had a woman like that and listened to The Platters at the same time. I'm devastated. | | Nod+ (1) | Report | Follow |
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 | | messmanager - 2010-02-26 18:11:05 | | | Well done. I see you managed it. Was it a typing excersise or did you OCR it?
As MS says, some of the terminology, although a little ancient, can be a tremendous chat up line. Wish I'd thought of that first. Ho hum... | | Nod+ (0) | Report | Follow |
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 | | MasterSignwriter - 2010-02-26 15:23:14 | | | Im keeping that terminology for later use, 'Im suggesting congress, and i might even stimulate some intimacy' what a chat up line. I do love these vintage info pieces, i once found some old boys adventure comics from the 40's at a jumble sale called World of Amazement which was full of terribly contrived middle class things for boys to do, but had a girls corner on the back page which just promoted knitting,cooking,and house keeping. | | Nod+ (0) | Report | Follow |
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