| I Dreamed A Dream....... |
Sun, 06th Jun 10 9:32am |
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By:
MamaP |
134 Views, 3 Nods, 12 Comments..
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Post Number: 5336 |
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I love to read, I love to cook.
Lay in my bed with a cookery book.
How sad is this? I ask myself.
Does this mean I'm on the shelf?
My sell by date has been and gone.
Rub in the creams, that's one leg done.
Now my face and then my neck.
I'll fight the years to avoid the wreck!
Off to sleep, where is my youth?
Dreaming dreams that are far from truth.
Dreaming dreams of flans and pies.
Who is that before my eyes?
Gino and James have called on me.
Oh my God! how can this be?
Dream boys are here with their spoons and whisks.
Come to show me a few new tricks!!
Phone up Bassist to see if she's free,
I know she has the same lusts as me.
Gino on one side, James the other...
I'm a sandwich filling!!!.. WOW.... I DREAMED A DREAM!!!
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 | | Bassist - 2010-06-06 22:44:00 | | | @NG, the way to a girls heart is through her stomach. That diamond malarky is just put about for a bit of fun. | | Nod+ (0) | Report | Follow |
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 | | MamaP - 2010-06-06 21:52:39 | | | @NG. Have you been going to Ann Summers? Silly man, go to the kitchen shop. x | | Nod+ (1) | Report | Follow |
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| | Bassist - 2010-06-06 16:10:47 | | | Made me LOL, MamaP. Love it and how right you are. I wouldn't mind an encounter with their spoons and whisks! | | Nod+ (0) | Report | Follow |
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 | | elsie - 2010-06-06 12:47:23 | | | A sensitive subject beautifully covered by MS. Fully agree with BC & MamaP.Worth a nod. | | Nod+ (0) | Report | Follow |
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 | | BigCol - 2010-06-06 10:51:20 (With refrence made to This Item.) | | | Ah these dreams, these dreams. If only we could harness them and continue where we left off ( I'll refer you to the post 'At least we can dream'). Freudian stuff with in 'Dream boys are here with their spoons and whisks' and then the word 'tricks'. Can't help thinking you may have sub-consciously had another word in mind there. You're a little minx really aren't you. | | Nod+ (0) | Report | Follow |
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 | | MasterSignwriter - 2010-06-06 10:15:44 | | | ooer missus, i think youve found a new vehicle for your creativity and expressing your saucy imagination. | | Nod+ (0) | Report | Follow |
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