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 | The Airport Solution!!
163 Views, 7 Nods, 12 Comments..
On Sun, 25th Apr 10, batteredhaddock said;
Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the airports. Have a booth that you can step into...
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| BRITON GETS JOB SHOCK!
85 Views, 2 Nods, 2 Comments..
On Thu, 15th Apr 10, batteredhaddock said;
A BRITISH worker stunned officials yesterday when he was employed by a local firm to do something in return for a wage....
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| WHY? You Tell Me!!
60 Views, 1 Nod, 1 Comment..
On Tue, 13th Apr 10, batteredhaddock said;
Why...do Tesco's make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy...
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| Beckham
88 Views, 1 Nod, 9 Comments..
On Mon, 15th Mar 10, batteredhaddock asked;
Is anybody concerned that David Beckham has got to go all the way to Finland to get teatment to his pooly foot?!
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| Why Why Why?
134 Views, 3 Nods, 7 Comments..
On Thu, 14th Jan 10, batteredhaddock said;
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are almost dead? - Why do banks charge a fee on...
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| OLD GEEZERS
96 Views, 3 Nods, 7 Comments..
On Tue, 29th Dec 09, batteredhaddock said;
I didn't know I knew so many old geezers................!! !
'Geezers' (slang for old men) are easy to spot:
At...
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| 2010: ENGLISH WEATHER 2010
121 Views, 6 Nods, 6 Comments..
On Sun, 18th Oct 09, batteredhaddock predicted;
In deference to The Archbishop of Canterbury and The Royal Commission for Political Correctness, it will be announced...
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| The Best Engine
175 Views, 12 Comments..
On Tue, 06th Oct 09, batteredhaddock said;
A notable gynaecologist said, "The best engine in the world is the vagina. It can be started with one finger. It is...
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| My Budget Alternative
184 Views, 3 Nods, 6 Comments..
On Sat, 19th Sep 09, batteredhaddock said;
Please find my suggestion for fixing Britain's economy; Instead of giving billions of pounds to banks that will...
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| 2010: NELSON AT TRAFALGAR 2010
196 Views, 5 Nods, 10 Comments..
On Mon, 14th Sep 09, batteredhaddock predicted;
Nelson: "Order the signal, Hardy." Hardy: "Aye, aye sir." Nelson: "Hold on, this isn't what I dictated to Flags. What's...
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| 2015: DRESS CODE
142 Views, 1 Nod, 8 Comments..
On Sat, 12th Sep 09, batteredhaddock predicted;
Just wondering what the Dress Code will be for 2015! This afternoon I was waiting at the checkout till at Morrison's...
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| 2010: Euro-English
154 Views, 7 Nods, 6 Comments..
On Mon, 17th Aug 09, batteredhaddock predicted;
In 2010 The European Commission will announce an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the...
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| THE PRICE OF LIFE
143 Views, 1 Nod, 6 Comments..
On Sun, 16th Aug 09, batteredhaddock said;
As more and more young men of the armed forces are getting killed in Afghanistan, and more and more 'fans' are paying...
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